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GO GET FLASH PLAYER 10 OR ABOVE FIRST BEFORE TELLING ME THE NEXT BUTTON WONT WORK! PLEASE!

Okay, I really rushed to finish it so please test it out for me, try all the buttons, and tell me if there's something wrong with it.

So here's just some things I want to get through quickly before I go rest/eat/sleep.

1) Thanks to :iconechostar254: for finding the necessary programs needed to play the flash :heart:
"To ANYONE who cant get this toi work on your Laptop. Go download both Macromedia Shockwave player and Adobe Flash Player. Both are small codec apps, and now this run on my lappy! :D YAY"


2) All three of the characters should work. I must admit I'm the most satisfied with Craig since he's the last one I did so I had the most experience.

Number of possible endings (including getting beat up for premature kissing)
Stan:3
Kyle:4
Craig:5

3) Thank you everyone for the patience and support. This is my first dating sim, and I really appreciate everyone who was kind enough to leave a nice comment or suggestion.


Anyways, I'm going back to college in a little bit more than a week orz;;
Have to start buying my books again...*sigh*
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SouthNation Featured By Owner 13 hours ago  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
I died laughing when it said I was kenny.
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:iconcandy-coated-carnage:
Candy-Coated-Carnage Featured By Owner 6 days ago  New member Hobbyist General Artist
The world needed this. Oh my god. XD <3
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MusicNymph9 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Warning: Coarse language and innuendos so crappy you may want to beat the crap out of me, demanding I look into obtaining some tact.

-Chooses the Craig route.- RP Face: Super blush . . . . -Sees Kenny move in to kiss Craig.- Neko Emoji-37 (Yay) [V2] . . . . -Reads what happens next.- Artimist - Blush / Embarrassed / Shy / Stuttering . . . . Heavy Breathing Cat Emoticon GIF . . . . Fangirl Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~! MOARZ!!! :rabidfan: 
>>>
-Lives in a life of exile after Wendy finds out.- . . . . Nope. -Goes back.- . . . . -achieves sex in a cheap motel room.- :rabbidfan: -Clears throat.- Goodness, Marsh, never thought you'd be such an easy lay~ . . . . :fangasm: XD ermahgurd, yizz!
>>>
-Achieves library sex with Kyle.- Woah! Gou Matsuoka (Sexy Body Fangirling) [V2] . . . . ok, either I know Kyle better than I thought I did or he's an easier lay than Stan! Either way... when i see dat bae I wish I were reading in that library...

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That was so perfect~!Nosebleed . . . . . FOREVER WAITING Hold up... -Presses the fast forward button to when we all head back to school.-

-Walking into school with Kenny.- So, McManslut, any good lays while my back was turned?

Kenny: Oh, Nao... -Holds his hands over his chest, pretending to be wounded.- I'm hurt you'd insinuate such a thing.

Oh, really? Then why's Craig Futher Mocking Tucker glaring at you more than usual?

Kenny: -Head shoots up, looking around here there and everywhere.-

I KNEW IT~!

Kenny: Oh, really~? May I ask how? You don't make friends with secrets~

I was out for a walk with Cerberus and caught the distinct scent of chinese with a side order of "Ungh, shit you're tight~"

Kenny: And people call me a pervert.

Because you are~! I wonder how many people you've gotten to spread their eagle for you~?

Kyle: -Notices them as they're walking past.- Please don't tell me you're going on about Kenny's sex life again.

Awww, c'mon, Kyle... you and I both know you're more involved in it than you let on~

Kyle: -Blushes.- W-wha...?

Let's just say... I saw an orange parka and green, pinstriped button up land in front of me from the other side of a bookcase while I was trying to study~ That and I think I heard Kenny teaching you how to lance a bitch~

Kyle: Hey!

What? Moans resembling a female dog in heat do not lie.

Stan & Wendy: -Walk past, the former averting his eyes as his cheeks turn little pink.-

Kyle & Nao: -Turn to Kenny.- No...

Kenny: -Tries to blink, obliviously.- What?

-Grins.- Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice~!

Kyle: WHAT!?

-Smiles.- How many people can say they took the quarterback from the back?

Kyle: How many people WANT to say that?

-Points to Kenny as he raises his hand.-
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DeadloxLover1010 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Student Artist
Me: *plays again*

My cousin: WTF are you doing?

Me: *makes all of the Have SMEX together* HUE HUE HUE

My cousin: Aw jeez.

Me: heheheh!

My Brother: *walks in right when it says "You and Stan have sex in a motel after that. It was amazing"* Hey guys wha- *Looks up* Okie... *walks away*

Me: oh jeez. xD
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:iconpixelseoul:
pixelseoul Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  New member
YAAAAS I GOT ALL THREE 
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:icongabbycomito:
GabbyComito Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  New member
One of the best yaoi sim date games I've ever played, Chessle! <3 ;)
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Shironui Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  New member
1.cover your mouth 2.make a wish 3.put hand to heart 4.copy and paste this to 15 games in one day. 5. tomorrow will be the best day of your life.it actually works

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memories-at-midnight Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
CRAIG IS SUCH A DIFFICULT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU CRAIG MCFUCKER
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:iconthexteaxmaster:
ThexTeaxMaster Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  New member Hobbyist General Artist
*plays  Stan and Kyle like a boss kiss and sex first time*
*plays Craig 4 times failing then 4th time I finally got it*

YES!
why am I so good with BL games?

*sigh*~
lol
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TechnolgicCheeto Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Game: *wont load*

Me: *cries*
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:icontechnolgiccheeto:
TechnolgicCheeto Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Game: *wont load*

Me: *cries*
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kawaiigirl102 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2015  New member Student General Artist
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DONT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1 say your name 10 times 2. say your mum's name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this onto 4 other games. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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lolabunny613 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
oh my god XD
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beautiful art btw<33
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:iconaleaser:
Aleaser Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2015  Hobbyist Filmographer
love it
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SevenDeadSins27 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2015
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DONT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1 say your name 10 times 2. say your mum's name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this onto 4 other games. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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suicidalxaddiction Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
" You couldve sworn it was consensual.."  WELL I HAD SEX WITH THEM ALL and didnt get any other endings besides sex and beatings.. lel. i guess im too sexual.
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DeadloxLover1010 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Student Artist
HHAHAH So True
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:icondeadloxlover1010:
DeadloxLover1010 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015  Student Artist
Me: *fails 37249328 times*


5 HOURS LATER


Me: *makes Kenny and Craig Kiss* *table flip* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

My couisn: Geezuz. *drops book*


Me: YOU WOULD BE KYLE.


My cousin: And you would be Kenny, A Pervert. :)


Me: *flips Bird* Damn you.
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kikiL45 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I got a 69 on the exam... oh.. OH! Oh... whoa...
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:iconparissimmons:
Parissimmons Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015
*failed 10 times* I GOT YOU CRAIG!!! XD FINALLY
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:iconparissimmons:
Parissimmons Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015
CRAIG I WILL WIN YOU!!!
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:iconfluff-the-fox:
Fluff-The-Fox Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
"You and Stan had sex in the cheap motel room."
"With Kyle's help, you got a 69 on the calc exam. And you two lived happily ever after."
"You and Craig settled your differences, and lived happily ever after."


*puts on pixelated animatronic glasses* NAILED IT.
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:iconfluff-the-fox:
Fluff-The-Fox Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
OMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

<3 Kenny McKormick.
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ZELDAwolf201 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I laughed a little too hard at this
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:iconfiol33:
fIoL33 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
wtf i got all of them on the first try XD
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iipinkette Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  New member
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DONT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1 say your name 10 times 2. say your mum's name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this onto 4 other games. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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MysticKitty001 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015
DONT READ THIS. YWILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. W THA YOU'VE STARTED READING, DONT STOP. THIS IS SO FREACKY. 1 say your name 10 times 2. say your mums name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. paste tis on 4 OTHER GAMES. If you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you read this and do not paste this , you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREACKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
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fackthisshet Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2015
Stan and Kenny had sex, good :D (Stenny plz)
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AskAshleyDSP Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Student Artist
Omg!!!!! I got all!!!
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:iconaskashleydsp:
AskAshleyDSP Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Student Artist
i Can imagine the Creeny sex :3
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:iconvideolover48:
videolover48 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2015
I got all the sex endings! Yay!
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:iconqueenzee:
QueenZee Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015
I'm very loudly dying of laughter here. XD   Stan was interesting, and I trolled through some of the options sometimes and did more serious ones the other times. It's like an experiment in bad pickup lines. And by bad, I mean awesome, but only at being funny and letting the other person know you're interested. It's more appropriate with people who aren't single or disinterested, hehehe.

The better pickup lines are in the first two routes, but Craig shutting down Kenny is more amusing than frustrating mostly. The pine tree scene was... special, but at that point I was too lol-ed out to be too weirded out. The Butters inadvertently hearing wild K2 sex was funny. I think the ending I liked the best was the one where Kenny got a 69%. Oh man I just realized now that could totally be an innuendo as well as a test grade, man. It was fun having Kenny make fun of Stan and his on-off relationship with Wendy. Aka the goad-into-cheating plotline. The dig at Cartman's hypothetical kissing skills was also fun.

tl;dr you are a master of dialogue (and/or pickup lines) and although some of it was technically wrong I had fun on every single plotline. 
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Shanley-Mallo Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hack! Choose all on the top ones except for Craig, the last one is down. :D
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:iconnotgiveinaglub:
NotGiveinAGlub Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014  Hobbyist
I got happily ever after with everyone! Im sooooo happy! :3
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huntingjoy Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
iv clicked "why can't i have them all?" more than i should've...Yay! Eddsworld 
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Ask-Tabitha-Cartman Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Student Filmographer
This is my dream :3
(I'm such a perv)
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Animenekoneko Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DONT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1 say your name 10 times 2. say your mum's name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this onto 4 other games. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS 
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motokocat22 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015
Waaaah! shhh...
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:iconhatsunejanako:
hatsunejanako Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Student Artist
i won all three!
:D (Big Grin) 
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:icontoxicxxart:
toxicxxart Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014
craig is such a tough nut
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:iconpeace-for-the-ginger:
peace-for-the-ginger Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014  Student General Artist
sex everywhere yes pls
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southparkshipper Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
literally played this 12983579028759348752098754908 times.... IT'S JUST SO AMAZING!
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sunshineg9 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014
oh my goodness, magical is what this game is.
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GodsAngelGG Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Professional General Artist
lol I lived hapily w/ Stan to Wendy found out XD
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:icongodsangelgg:
GodsAngelGG Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Professional General Artist
I lived happily ever after with Kyle ^w^
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:icongodsangelgg:
GodsAngelGG Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Professional General Artist
I got stan ;)
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:icongodsangelgg:
GodsAngelGG Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Professional General Artist
Graig killed me XDDDD
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fandomsinmyblood Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014  Student Digital Artist
...............
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fandomsinmyblood Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Sorry, you guys were like OMG, Kyle's level is sooooo hard! So, I tried and thought WTFFFF? HOW!? I Did it! On to Craig-kun!
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fandomsinmyblood Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014  Student Digital Artist
OMFG I JUSX SMEXED KYLE ON THE FIRST RUN
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